dotolitheshort:

Imagine your mom has just yelled at you, she is furious, brimming with anger
She screams at you to go to your room
A silence follows as you look into her eyes
You turn around and pull your pants down, revealing two ‘W’ tattoos, one on each buttcheek
You begin to cartwheel towards your room as your mother reads your butt saying “WoW MoM WoW” in disbelief
You land in your room and slam the door.

(Source: balanophagist)

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